Black Friday Consumes Thanksgiving

The logical thing to do after stuffing your face full of turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and pumpkin pie is to hibernate for a good 10 plus hours or so. Somehow, in the last 20 years, retail businesses lured family away from their homes and into lines to get into their stores. 

Need an extra 15 percent off of a television you don't really need that badly? Eat dinner early and stand in Best Buy's line for five hours while waiting for them to open. Worse, once they open, you find out that they only had two of those televisions and you're now in a mad dash to beat eight other people to that television. Just remember...no one talks about fight club.

To compound the problem, brick and mortar stores are now whining about online stores drawing these customers away. At least with the online stores such as Amazon, you don't have to be pulled away from your family on holidays to save five dollars. I'm not saying that brick and mortar stores need to go away, but it is hard to feel sympathy for businesses that don't allow for people to spend the holidays with their family so they can make two percent more in their overall fourth quarter sales than they would have if they had just opened during normal hours on "Black Friday". 

Is employee morale really worth that two percent? When you consider higher turnover rates and being less attractive to new potential employees, two percent is nothing. Turnover and training cost a company more than two-percent. Reputation on how a company treats their employees causes them to lose potentially stellar recruits.

The problem with retail businesses today is that they rarely think in long-term parameters anymore. They'll gladly sacrifice a potentially long-term customer to make a few extra bucks today. This is why Black Friday turning into Black Thursday and ruining some family's Thanksgiving holidays has come about. Businesses are determined to steal that extra dollar from their competition by beating them to the sale.

But from the standpoint of the common person who doesn't work in retail, is Black Thursday really worth it? Yes, it may get you out of those awkward conversations about politics that you may find yourself in with your Uncle Buck after he's been able to down several beers. What about the positive experiences from family get-togethers? Days such as Thanksgiving give some kids their warm memories that they revere so much in their adult years.

This is not necessarily a rant against Black Friday. It's more of a call out to those who shop on Thursday evening to save a few extra dollars for something they probably didn't need anyways. Without you, the consumer, willing to sacrifice precious family time and memories, retail businesses wouldn't deem it necessary nor profitable to be open on a major holiday. Rather than unwittingly punching your child's gym teacher in the face to grab the last discounted Blu-Ray player, spend it with your family and purchase it on Black Friday or one of the other days that come before Christmas.

2017 Millhouse Major League Baseball Awards

Photo by Daniel Millhouse; AJ Pollock, Jake Lamb, and Paul Goldschmidt

The World Series is all tied up and it looks like it will be a promising end to the 2017 season. For those who remember the 2017 Millhouse MLB predictions, I had the Houston Astros winning it all. Looks like I could be right. With that said, let's take a look at the Millhouse award-winning players for the 2017 season.

American League:

MVP - Aaron Judge: In fairness, this was an extremely close vote for me. On any given day, Jose Altuve could have been the MVP. For me, Judge wins this by a hair. He led the American League in home runs, breaking the rookie record in the process. He led the league in runs scored, was second in RBI's, hit .284, had the highest on-base percentage among players who played over 120 games, and even had nine stolen bases. Judge even played above average defense.

Trust me, this was a hard vote for me. Altuve led the league in batting average, hit 24 homers, 81 RBI's, and was third in the league in stolen bases.

Also, if Mike Trout had been able to play a complete season, he may have made this a three-way tie for the MVP race.

Cy Young - Corey Kluber: At the mid-season point, it looked like Chris Sale would take this award. Unfortunately for Sale, his ERA went north of three after the all-star break and Kluber became the favorite. An 18-4 record with an ERA of 2.25. He also only allowed hitters a batting average of .193 and combined this with a WHIP of 0.87. 

Rookie of the Year - Aaron Judge: This should be a no-brainer since he won my MVP award. Although in any other season, Andrew Benintendi, Matt Olsen, and Trey Mancini would have been favorites in the race.

Manager of the Year - Paul Molitor: While A.J. Hinch would seem like the favorite on the surface, Molitor did more with less. The Twins weren't even thought to be in the hunt for a playoff spot before the season started. They ended up taking second place in the Central, only losing out to the Indians. The Twins organization even traded away players before the trade deadline and they still made a race for the playoffs.

Fireman of the Year - Craig Kimbrel: He had 12 fewer saves than the AL leader, Alex Colome, but Kimbrel had a 0.68 WHIP, allowed a .140 batting average, and had 126 strikeouts in 69 innings.

Breakout Player - Marwin Gonzalez: On the verge of being pushed out of the roster, Gonzalez became a super-utility player. He can play almost every position except catcher and pitcher. He also found himself hittin 23 homers with over a .300 batting average.

Silver Sluggers: Catcher - Gary Sanchez; 1B - Jose Abreu; 2B - Jose Altuve; 3B - Jose Ramirez; SS - Francisco Lindor; OF - Aaron Judge, Mike Trout, George Springer; DH - Nelson Cruz

The Aces: Corey Kluber, Chris Sale, Luis Severino, Dallas Keuchel, Ervin Santana

National League:

MVP - Giancarlo Stanton: Aaron Judge's national league counterpart, Giancarlo "Don't call me Mike" Stanton hit 59 homers while hitting .281. He also scored 123 runs and drove in 132 RBI's. Charlie Blackmon and Nolan Arenado put up a good race too, but Stanton was by and far the best hitter this season in the National League.

Cy Young - Matt Scherzer: Edging out Clayton Kershaw, Scherzer had a better WHIP, stuck out more hitters, and his batting average against was lower than the Dodgers' ace. Scherzer was second in the league with a 2.51 ERA and had a record of 16-6.

Rookie of the Year - Cody Bellinger: Judge wasn't the only rookie breaking a rookie record for homers. Bellinger broke the National League rookie record for homers with 39. 

Manager of the Year - Torey Lovullo: Lovullo led the Diamondbacks to 93 wins, giving the Dodgers a run for their money at one point. Not a team that should have made the playoffs, Lovullo managed to get the best out of his players that were ready to break out. Paul Goldschmidt was joined by Jake Lamb, AJ Pollock, and David Peralta, in giving opposing pitchers problems.

Fireman of the Year - Kenley Jensen: He converted 41 of his 42 save opportunities, had a 0.75 WHIP, and allowed hitters a .177 ERA. Jensen edged out Cory Knebel of the Brewers who had similar numbers and more strikeouts. 

Breakout Player - Scooter Gennett: A good hitting second baseman who showed potential for being a .300 hitter, Gennett hit 27 homers, something no one foresaw.

Silver Sluggers: Catcher - Wilson Contreras; 1B - Paul Goldschmidt; 2B - Scooter Gennett; 3B - Nolan Arenado; SS - Zach Cozart; OF - Giancarlo Stanton, Marcel Ozuna, Charlie Blackmon; Pitcher - Madison Bumgarner

The Aces: Max Scherzer, Clayton Kershaw, Zack Greinke, Robbie Ray, Stephen Strasburg

R.I.P. Hugh Hefner: More than just the Founder of Playboy

Hugh Hefner has died. It seems sort of odd to write this because he was one of those people that seemed like they would live forever. In a way, he will. 

While the man himself has fallen, the legacy he left behind impacted the world in the twentieth century and even into the twenty-first century. Sure, some will condemn him for what they see as peddling smut and the man had his faults as every legend in their industry has. 

Hefner left behind a legacy that will be remembered for generations to come. His legacy is more than being the founder of one of the most famous magazines in history, although his magazine did contribute to igniting the flame of the sexual revolution. 

He fought against censorship, donating money to various organizations and causes that promoted first amendment rights.

An animal lover, Hefner donated to various causes that raised money for animal rescues. 

During the sixties, Hefner was a supporter of the Civil Rights Movement. He once stated that he never understood why people would judge others solely based on their skin color. Playboy magazine published the last written essay by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. 

When his Playboy Clubs opened up at locations such as New Orleans, Hefner personally fought against those who cited Jim Crow laws that attempted to prevent African-Americans from entering his clubs alongside Caucasians. 

On his TV show, Playboy's Penthouse, which aired in the late fifties to the early sixties, Hefner invited African-American entertainers to appear on his show despite the public outcry of doing so. Guests included Sammy Davis Jr., Nat King Cole, and Ella Fitzgerald. 

Hefner supported legalizing same-sex marriage, stating that it was a right of all people to marry the person they love.

He donated money to universities to better sociology, film, and humanities departments.

A student at my university who attended at the same I did, supported herself through stripping at a local club. Admittedly, not her preferential choice to raise money, but she had no support system to help her through college and her financial aid package was limited in what it paid for. She needed to pay for books, room and board, and the basic necessities that any young adult needs. When my university found out how she was supporting herself, she lost her financial aid package. Hefner, hearing about the situation as it made local news in Southern California, paid for her college and living expenses for the rest of her college career.

With Playboy, Hefner published short stories by notable authors such as Ian Fleming, Arthur C. Clarke, and Margaret Atwood. His magazine would often interview notable people such as politicians, social activists, religious leaders, journalists, and more. 

Finally, after decades of not receiving one cent from the revival of her images, Hefner helped Bettie Page secure representation to help her from dying penniless. Hefner even paid for Page's bills until she was able to land on her feet. And this wasn't the only former Playmate that he helped during their rough times.

On the surface, he will be remembered for his girlfriends, magazine, the mansion, and the smoking jacket, but he was much more than that. He was far from perfect, but overall he left a positive impact that helped propel society forward in the twentieth century, vaulting him into being a legend.

Pet Peeve #7,101: Selfie Finger Pointing

Since selfies gained popularity with the rise of social media, there have been tons of trends that have formed while taking the selfie. The duck-face may be the most mocked, yet people still do it. Holding the camera above your head and shooting downward has assisted people to look skinnier than they really are. Then we come to one that people do and in my belief, don't get mocked enough for...the selfie/photo pose in which the people in the photo point at each other.

Why?

I ask why do so? Was the photo taken only a second before the other guy jumped into and you just realized who he or she is? Do the people in the photo not realize until the last second that someone is in the photo with them? Are they pointing at the other person, signaling to the photographer to take a picture of them instead? Is it one of those moments where you point at the guy and say, "Hey...it's you," because you forgot their name and at that moment the photo was taken? Are you hoping that the other guy will pull your finger so you can let out a giant fart?

It seems unnecessary and for some reason is popping up in more and more photos.

Stop it!

There's no need to point a finger during a photo. Presumably, people can see you're in a photo with someone else.

So, stop it!

Could you imagine a photo with Franklin D. Roosevelt, Winston Churchill, and Joseph Stalin pointing at each other at the Yalta Conference? No? That's because it's unnecessary and there is no reason for it.

Just stop it!

Millhouse Awards: MLB First Half Awards

Mike Trout photo by Daniel Millhouse

Another season goes by seemingly faster than ever before. It didn't seem that long ago when people just knew the Milwaukee Brewers and the Colorado Rockies were going to be bad and that the Chicago Cubs would be awesome again thanks to the arms of Jon Lester and Jake Arrieta. Then the season began and everything we knew turned upside down.

Mike Trout and Adrian Gonzalez both went down with injuries and in their places, two rookies, Aaron Judge and Cody Bellinger rose and took their respective leagues by storm.

So, I now give to you the Millhouse first half of the season awards for Major League Baseball.

American League:
MVP: Aaron Judge - It should be no surprise that the rookie right fielder for the Yankees has taken the MLB by surprise. He's only a few big hits from leading the MLB in the triple crown categories, runs scored, and even has a bit of unexpected speed to boot. Judge broke the Yankees rookie homerun record set by Joe DiMaggio within the first half of the season. He also just won the homerun derby without breaking a sweat. Judge may give Mike Trout future competition for the American League MVP on a yearly basis.
Cy Young: Chris Sale - This was a close call between Sale and Jason Vargas. The edge goes to Sale because even though he has one less win than Vargas and is second to Vargas' first place hold on ERA, Sale has 100 strikeouts more and a better WHIP as well. The Chicago White Sox better hope that Yoan Moncada and Michael Kopech turn out to be stars or their trade of Sale to the Boston Red Sox might look very one-sided.
Rookie of the Year: Aaron Judge - This also shouldn't be a surprise. There hasn't been a rookie hitter that has made this much of an impact on their team in years.
Fireman of the Year: Brandon Kintzler - This one is a surprise, especially since so many people thought the Minnesota Twins would be a flop this season. Kintzler wasn't even originally thought to be the Twins main closer during Spring Training. Second in the AL in saves, Kintzler has a better ERA and WHIP than the Rays' Alex Colome.
AL All-Star Team: C - Salvador Perez; 1B - Justin Smoak; 2B - Jose Altuve; 3B - Jose Ramirez; SS - Carlos Correa; OF - Aaron Judge, George Springer, Avisail Garcia; DH - Nelson Cruz; SP - Jason Vargas, Chris Sale, Lance McCullers Jr, Corey Kluber, and Ervin Santana; RP - Brandon Kintzler

National League:
MVP: Paul Goldschmidt - He goes out and proves he's the best first baseman in the MLB everyday without a whole lot of fanfare. Goldy is ninth in the league in batting average and homers, but he also leads the league in runs scored, is eighth in stolen bases, and is second in the league for on base percentage. Goldy may not get as much press as Bryce Harper or Kris Bryant, but he has quietly had the most solid season so far in the National League.
Cy Young: Max Scherzer - Some may make the argument that Clayton Kershaw deserves this award, but they'd be wrong. While Kershaw has four more wins than Scherzer, the Nationals ace leads the league in ERA, WHIP, and strikeouts. He's been consistently more dominant than Kershaw has been this season.
Rookie of the Year: Cody Bellinger is the clear runaway for this award. Not even originally supposed to be a starter this season, Bellinger has made the most of his playing time after Adrian Gonzalez went down. What has been even more surprising is the power that Bellinger has shown. There doesn't appear to be another rookie in the National League that could challenge Bellinger for the overall season award.
Fireman of the Year: Greg Holland - Taking a flyer on Holland's comeback, the Rockies have been rewarded with Holland's 28 saves in the first half of the season. This is on top of his 1.62 ERA and a stellar WHIP.
NL All-Star Team: C - Buster Posey; 1B - Paul Goldschmidt; 2B - Daniel Murphy; 3B - Nolan Arenado; SS - Zack Cosart; OF - Bryce Harper, Marcell Ozuna, Charlie Blackmon; SP - Maz Scherzer, Clayton Kershaw, Zack Greinke, Gio Gonzalez, and Robbie Ray; RP - Greg Holland

Things I Miss from my Childhood

Image is a screencap from the computer game The Oregon Trail

As I get older, the more I'm reminded of the things I enjoyed in my youth that are no longer around...especially when I'm in an antique shop. These things may seem trivial now, but looking back, they helped shape who I am or at least entertained me for hours at end in some way.

1. Panini sticker books: I remember as a little kid, paying something close to a quarter for a pack of baseball stickers to stick on my sticker book. Similar to baseball cards, you would buy a blank album with spots on each page that were numbered. You would then buy the sticker packs and place the stickers in the correct numbered spot in your sticker book. Sort of like a sticker version of a baseball card set. What Panini did that was awesome was that they allowed you to mail in your doubles and they would randomly mail you out more stickers. I collected baseball, basketball, and football albums. I would have collected hockey if my local grocery stores offered them. Along with baseball cards, I would memorize the stats of every player I collected. What shocked me even more while writing this blog...Panini is still in business and they still make sports-related albums.

2. Blockbuster Video: In the 1990's, this was the place to be on a Friday or Saturday night. Picking a movie or two to watch on your night off was a lot different than it is today. You physically had to get off your butt, go to a store, and look at multiple shelves filled with potential movies you may want to watch. On occasion, the movie you wanted to watch was rented out, but you had so many options that you usually could find something else to watch. Today, you simply click away on Netflix, Amazon Prime, or some other streaming site of your choice. The act of "searching" is no longer something that today's youth will ever get to enjoy.

3. The Oregon Trail: At a time when kids were transitioning from having to find ways to entertain themselves to playing video games, The Oregon Trail was one of the first video games that kids in my generation played. Schools would have this game installed in their DOS based computers to teach children about history, computers, and budgeting, all at the same time. That black screen, green graphic, horrible graphics game was something you looked forward to every week. It would be the day of the week that you would try your hardest not to be sick on. There are versions of this game still around, but nothing will beat the 1980's version. If you want to relive your childhood through The Oregon Trail, there are still emulators out there online that allow you to play it. On a side note, no kid will ever understand the disappointing phrase of "You have died of dysentery" like kids in the 1980's did.

4. Scholastic Book Order Forms: Kids attending public schools in the 1980's would get these mini catalogs passed out once every month to two months that would feature books that you could buy cheaply. It may have been because of this child's version of the book of the month club that I learned to enjoy reading. It was also because of this program that I learned to love and now miss the next item on this list.

5. Choose Your Own Adventure books: A series of books created by the publisher Bantam Books, a kid could read these books and have a different ending every time depending on the choices they made during the story. Big in the 1980's and 1990's, these books came in multiple genres including science-fiction, mystery, and more. I would look forward to the newest Scholastic Book Order Form to be handed out at school so I could beg for my parents to allow me to get the newest addition to the Bantam Books collection.

6. Scented Markers: Originally created to encourage you to draw more and also created during a time period where kids were presented with a vast amount of products that appealed to their ole factory senses (i.e. scratch'n'sniff stickers), these markers carried a scent that would go along with the color. A blueberry scent may have come from the blue marker. An apple scent may have come from the red marker. It's possible these markers could be the reason for so many junkies later on in life. Who knows if the chemicals that created the scent that you enjoyed sniffing were hazardous to your health. Either way, you liked drawing with these markers as a kid.

7. Elvira's Movie Macabre: No, the movies weren't A-list movies, but Elvira would introduce her audience to old horror movies from years before. The movies were often campy, but Elvira had a way of keeping them fun and giving new life to movies that would have otherwise been forgotten with time.

8. Cinnamon Toothpicks: Yes, this was a thing, at least in the early 1990's for Anaheim kids. They were toothpicks flavored like cinnamon and you would just pop them in your mouth and drain the flavor away until the toothpick became mushy. This was an actual candy for kids my age.

9. Pencil Wars: Public schools used to have small vending machines that would sell pencils that were covered in various designs. This ended up leading to a craze that would be a form of gambling. One kid would hold a pencil horizontally while the other kid took a turn and flicked this pencil with one of his own. The point was to break the pencil being held horizontally. If you did, that kid would owe you a pencil. Simple, but this was a trend in early 1990's.

Adam West is my Batman: RIP

Screen cap from Batman movie

Before there was Ben Affleck, Christian Bale, and Michael Keaton, there was Adam West. A new generation has grown up, mentally visualizing Christian Bale as their Batman. There's also plenty of argument that Bale's Batman is a more realistic portrayal of Batman. And it's a slam dunk to argue that Kevin Conroy may be the best Batman voice actor of all-time.

That said...Adam West is my Batman.

I remember what it was like to be a Batman fan before Michael Keaton even wore cowl. I remember what it was like to be a Batman fan before the animated series became a reality and Kevin Conroy became THE voice of Batman.

I was first exposed to Batman through Super Friends, a wannabe cartoon version of the Justice League. It wasn't until I saw the reruns of  Batman '66 that Batman became more than a passing character of interest. West's portrayal of Batman solidified the Caped Crusader as one of my favorite fictional characters of all-time.

West only played Batman for three seasons and 120 episodes, along with one movie, but that was enough to mark his place in television history. Acting in many different western movies and television shows, West was new to the comic book genre when he earned the role of Bruce Wayne. West has played Doc Holiday, Wild Bill Hickock, acted alongside Paul Newman, Chuck Connors, The Three Stooges, and guested on Perry Mason, all before he became Batman. He was a working actor and had a successful career going prior to being Batman.

After playing Batman, West became known for his voice talents, acting in animated series such as Family Guy, Rugrats, The Simpsons, SpongeBob Squarepants, and more.

No matter how you view it, West had a successful career and shouldn't have had to wait as long as he did to earn that star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

With 193 screen credits to his name, I will always think of Adam West as my Batman.

Yes, he was campy.

Yes, he was cartoon-y at times.

But Adam West was my Batman and will always be.