Saturday, April 22, 2017

Bettie Page's 94th Birthday; Still Hasn't Aged

One of Irving Klaw's surviving Bettie Page photos

On this date, 94 years ago, Bettie Mae Page was born in Nashville, Tennessee. Nearly a hundred years later and Bettie is still known as being the queen of pinups. This hasn't always been true though.

For many years, Bettie's photos were mainly found "underground" and through publications meant for adults only. Also, Bettie didn't start her modeling career as early as many other models did.

At 27-years-old, Bettie had a Bachelor of Arts degree, was working her way through life as a secretary, and was living in New York. Despite the Average-Jane start, Bettie wanted to be an actress. Bettie is said to have gone on multiple auditions, but is never chosen for a part on the big screen.

Instead, while walking on a Coney Island beach, a NYPD cop named Jerry Tibbs met Bettie and offered to shoot her...not with a gun, but with his camera. Tibbs was a amateur photographer on the side and a member of photography clubs that were often a cover for pornography shoots. Tibbs was also the one that suggested to Bettie that she style her hair with what would eventually become her signature look, bangs that draped over her forehead.

Eventually she met Irving and Paula Klaw and moved into modeling with BDSM themes. This is when those in mainstream media referred to Bettie as being the queen of bondage, which confused Bettie herself. She had only done this type of modeling between 1952-1957 for the Klaws.

She also went on to model in beach-style photography for fellow model Bunny Yeager. It would be Yeager who would send in photos to Hugh Hefner for Playboy. Hefner selected a photo of Bettie a made her the Playmate of the Month in a 1955 issue.

What many people don't know is that by 1957, Bettie stopped modeling. Her legendary modeling career only spanned approximately seven years.

An underground following began in the 1970's, and artist Olivia De Beradinis often used Bettie's likeness for her artwork. Bettie herself was unaware that she actually had gained mainstream fame beginning in the 1980's, about 30 years after she retired from modeling.

Bettie made it a point not to let her current image be seen in public. This probably added to the mystique of Bettie and the forever youthful images that the public knows her by. Like other celebrities who died young such as Marilyn Monroe and James Dean, Bettie would never grow old in the public's eye.

There would even be more images of Bettie out there if it weren't for Irving Klaw burning a large portion of the photos and negatives he had of her to avoid being arrested for his photoshoots he had with Bettie and other models.

Bettie did eventually appear on some off Broadway productions and on television on The Jackie Gleason Show. These opportunities came after her modeling career began with the Klaws and one has to wonder if people such as Jackie Gleason may have been aware of Bettie's risqué modeling.

During a 2003 Playboy event, Bettie allowed herself to be publically photographed for the first time in years. Eighty-years-old at that point, Bettie is bookended by Pamela Anderson and Anna Nicole Smith.

Bettie passed away in 2008.

To this day, her estate is consistently one of the top 10 earners for dead celebrities and she is known as one of the world's most famous models.

Bettie's work would go on to inspire other celebrities such as Madonna, Dita Von Teese, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Beyoncé, NCIS's Pauly Perette, and more.

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Coors Water is not so Rocky Mountain High

Photo is of Coors Light logo

"...brewed with pure Rocky Mountain spring water."

Heard that phrase before? If you're an adult, someone who watches television, or just been an American in the last few decades, you've probably heard this catch phrase numerous times through advertisements for Coors beers. Hell, Coors Light even has "Rocky Mountains" right on their can that turn blue to tell the consumer that the beer is cold.

But ask yourself, if Coors Light is the second most consumed beer in America, are they able to bottle all those beers in the Rocky Mountains alone? Or course not.

Albany, Georgia; Irwindale, California; Elkton, Virginia; Fort Worth, Texas; Trenton, Ohio; and Milwaukee, Wisconsin are all bottling plant locations for various styles of Coors beers beyond the Golden, Colorado plant. Not exactly cities that give you the mental picture as having the same quality water as the Rocky Mountains.

If you take a tour at a Coors owned facility, they don't like when you ask questions such as, "Do you guys truck in the water from the Rocky Mountains?" You will get a dirty look. I can attest to this personally.

Now, I'm not saying that Coors had to advertise that they use water from Fort Worth, Texas, which may conjure up images of cow-fields and manure, but saying they use Rocky Mountain water is a misleading image that they plant in their potential customers heads.

That's not to say they're the only beer company that does this. A beer I like, Blue Moon, comes off as being a "craft beer" even though it is mass produced and released all over the country as well. Oh wait, Blue Moon is made by MillerCoors, parent company to Coors beers. That said, it's not uncommon for beer companies to mislead their customer base, but being the second most consumed beer in America means that MillerCoors may be one of the biggest perpetrators of misleading their customer base. 

Now if you like the Coors brand beers, go head, keep drinking them up (responsibly), but for those of us, such as myself, who live in Southern California, just know that you're probably drinking pure Irwindale water and not Rocky Mountain spring water.

Thursday, April 6, 2017

Rickles' RIP


A comedy legend passed away this morning, but what most people probably don't realize is that Don Rickles was one of the last living unofficial members of the Rat Pack.

A mainstay in Las Vegas stand-up comedy for years, Rickles gained popularity performing what is known as insult comedy. He didn't care who it was that he ribbed. Rickles would poke fun at the average Joe and even the biggest of celebrities. In a Miami nightclub, he spotted Frank Sinatra and poked the future pack master of the Rat Pack. Some were scared of how Sinatra would take it, but Sinatra knew Rickles did it all in the name of laughter and didn't actually hate the people he "insulted".

From then on, Sinatra would often call on Rickles to be by his side, even asking Rickles to open up for himself and other Rat Packers in Las Vegas at the peak of their fame.

Rickles would often be seen on many classic television shows such as The Addams Family, Gilligan's Island, I Dream of Jeannie, and on one of his best friend's (Don Adams) shows, Get Smart. 

He was also a frequent guest on talk shows. Before either one hit it big, he often would appear on Larry King's late night radio show in the Miami area. The two would remain friends for life.

Another fellow unofficial member of the Rat Pack, Johnny Carson, had Rickles on his show over 100 times. At times Rickles even guest hosted the Tonight Show.

Years later, Rickles found himself excited to be cast as a pit boss in the mafia movie, Casino. He loved to rib Robert DeNiro in front of the others and even Scorsese about the amount of lines he had in the film.

A short time later, he was approached to voice Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story. At first, he was reluctant to do so, not believing himself to be kid-friendly and unsure about an acting role that he couldn't be physically seen in, but he took the part anyway. When the movie debuted and became an instant success, Rickles stated that he called John Lasseter right away, asking when the sequel would go into production.

He also performed for royalty and presidents during his lifetime. He was even "ribbed" himself by Barbara Bush who asked why he performed in the Frankie and Annette beach party movies when he had so much success.

Rickles continued to work into his 80's. He never felt the need to retire.

As for me, I loved Rickles' comedy because I knew he never was mean spirited. In some ways, I feel like I have secretly jinxed him as I literally finished reading his autobiography, Rickles' Book, last night, only hours before his death.

There's almost the desire to say that there won't be another comedian like him, but then I would be lying. He was just the godfather of his style of comedy. It would be hard to find a comedian with as much history under their belt as Rickles had, but because of him, comedians such as Ian Bagg, Dave Attell, Louis C.K., and more can do what they do today.

Sunday, April 2, 2017

2017 Millhouse MLB Predictions

Former Lake Elsinore Storm player, Hunter Renfroe, looks to take the NL Rookie of the Year.
Photo by Daniel Millhouse

A new season is nearing and it's that time of the year again for the Millhouse Major League Baseball Predictions. Often half-right, but still worth checking out, some of these predictions give me bragging rights for the following season and in some cases for life.

American League:
AL West: 1. Houston Astros, 2. Texas Rangers, 3. Seattle Mariners, 4. ANAHEIM Angels, 5. Oakland A's. The Astros will continue to gain momentum as they have for the past few years. Remember when Sports Illustrated had that cover that proclaimed the Astros the 2017 World Series champs in 2014? Well, they were far off. The Astros will win the division while teams like the A's will wonder where they went wrong.

AL Central: 1. Cleveland Indians, 2. Kansas City Royals, 3. Detroit Tigers, 4. Chicago White Sox, 5. Minnesota Twins. The Indians will come out strong as their pitching staff will help guide them along with their new additions such as Edwin Encarnacion. At the start of the off-season, the Tigers had potential to leap-frog past the Royals and contend with the Indians, but they didn't do a whole lot to grow their team. Instead, the Tigers' veterans are just another year older and a little bit more frail.

AL East: 1. Boston Red Sox, 2. Toronto Blue Jays, 3. New York Yankees, 4. Baltimore Orioles, 5. Tampa Bay DEVIL Rays. If the Red Sox can stay healthy and play at least an average level of defense, then they could bounce back and take the East. They could see some competition from the New York Yankees. The Bronx Bombers have a roster that could potentially take the division, but this is probably too dependent on their veterans staying healthy (they already have an injury to Didi Gregorius) and for their youngsters to prove themselves.

Wildcard Teams: Kansas City Royals and Toronto Blue Jays

League Champion: Houston Astros

AL Awards: MVP - Manny Machado; Cy Young - Chris Sale; Rookie of the Year - Aaron Judge; Manager of the Year - A.J. Hinch; Fireman of the Year (closer) - Craig Kimbrel

Silver Sluggers - Catcher: Gary Sanchez; 1B: Miguel Cabrera; 2B: Jose Altuve; 3B: Manny Machado; SS: Carlos Correa; OF: Mike Trout, Mookie Betts, Kris Davis; DH: Nelson Cruz

Most Interesting Stories for the AL:
1. Will the Houston Astros live up to Sports Illustrated's 2014 prediction that they will be the 2017 World Series champs?
2. If the White Sox don't win this year, will we see players such as David Robertson, Jose Quintana, and even Jose Abreu on the move?
3. If the Angels don't win, will Mike Sciosca finally be on the hot seat?

National League:
NL West: 1. San Francisco Giants, 2. Los Angeles Dodgers, 3. Colorado Rockies, 4. San Diego Padres, 5. Arizona Diamondbacks. In what is perhaps the weakest division in Major League baseball, the Giants and Dodgers will be like kings. The Giants will outlast the Dodgers as they are better coached and have a better pitching staff, but a team to watch this year even though they'll have a losing record is the San Diego Padres. They will have some fun players to watch and may be the equivalent of the 2014 Houston Astros.

NL Central: 1. Chicago Cubs, 2. St. Louis Cardinals, 3. Pittsburgh Pirates, 4. Milwaukee Brewers, 5. Cincinnati Reds. Short of a season full of injuries, the Cubs are basically a lock to win the division. The Pirates should be a team to watch because they can sneak up on the Cards and possibly contend for a Wildcard spot if their younger players step up this season. The Brewers have some nice pieces in place as well, but not enough to be a contender this year.

NL East: 1. Washington Nationals, 2. New York Mets, 3. Philadelphia Phillies, 4. Miami Marlins, 5. Atlanta Braves. The Nationals will take this division, led by their pitching and the bat of Harper. The Phillies will be a surprise with their "no-name" roster, but not enough to capture a Wildcard spot. Injuries will plague the Marlins once again.

Wildcard Teams: Los Angeles Dodgers and St. Louis Cardinals

League Champion: Washington Nationals

NL Awards: MVP - Paul Goldschmidt; Cy Young - Matt Scherzer; Rookie of the Year - Hunter Renfroe; Manager of the Year - Dusty Baker; Fireman of the Year - Greg Holland

Silver Sluggers - Catcher: Buster Posey, 1B: Paul Goldschmidt; 2B: Jonathan Villar; 3B: Nolan Arenado; SS: Corey Seager; OF: Bryce Harper, Kris Bryant, Giancarlo Stanton; P: Madison Bumgarner

Most Interesting Stories for the NL:
1. How much of a hybrid will the San Diego Padres' Christian Bethancourt be? Brought up as a catcher, he's also expected to pitch and even play some outfield this season.
2. Can the Nationals finally live up to expectations? With their youngsters finally getting some experience under their belts, Harper, Turner, and Scherzer look to attempt to take the team to their first World Series.
3. Can the Chicago Cubs repeat what they did last season?

World Series Champions: Houston Astros. In a battle of two teams looking for their first World Series win, the Astros will defeat the Nationals in six games. The Astros pitching staff is built for the playoffs and their younger players are more seasoned now. The difference between the two teams will be the bullpen pitching.